"I feel like I'm a dinosaur, and I'm trying to evolve."

"I will be the leader of the free world."

"My goal, if I was going to do art, fine art, would have been to become Picasso or greater… That always sounds so funny to people, comparing yourself to someone who has done so much, and that's a menta…"

"I didn't want ya'll to call me fat so I got liposuction."

"George Bush doesn't care about black people."