"Soldiers! Don't give yourselves to brutes - men who despise you - enslave you - who regiment your lives - tell you what to do - what to think and what to feel! Who drill you - diet you - treat you lik…"

"Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts! Y…"

"I suppose that is the secret of my success. I have never been afraid to make a fool of myself."

"I am not a politician, I am an entertainer. My job is to make people laugh, to make them forget their troubles, to make them happy."

"I have no ambitions to be a great man. I just want to be a good man."