"Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic buildin…"

"I'm not a guru. I'm just a guy who knows how to make records."

"The essence of rock and roll is rebellion."

"The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own."

"The United States is a land of opportunity, but it's also a land of incredible stupidity."