I don't believe in fate. I believe in choice. I believe in making your own choices, and living with the consequences.
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"I was in the hospital, and I looked at my chart, and it said, 'Richard Pryor, 42 years old, male, black.' I said, 'Damn, they got me right on the chart!'"
Humorous"I'm not a sociopath. I just don't care about other people's feelings."
Controversial"I freebased so much one time I thought the police were after me. It was the TV repairman."
Controversial"Being Bitter Makes You Immobile, And There's Too Much That I Still Want To Do."
Shocking"I lost my virginity in the back of a car. It wasn't romantic. It was just... fast."
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