"I'm not a doctor. I'm just a guy who likes to heal."

"You know, you're not famous until you get shot."

"I’m for anything that gets you through the night—be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniels."

"I ain't for no. you know what I mean i ain't into that i ain't nothing ain't no faggot in me. but I'm not a faggot i want to suck your blood. and you want to suck my blood. i know what you want to suc…"

"They always say the black man has a hard-on in the courtroom. That's why they always say, 'All rise.'"