"A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth."

"I don't think there's any difference between black people and white people. We're all just people. We all bleed the same. We all cry the same. We all laugh the same."

"I got in a fight with my wife. She said, 'You're not a man!' I said, 'I'm a man! I got a penis!' She said, 'Yeah, but it's not working!'"

"When you’re running from the police, you don’t have time to think about how fast you are; you just run."

"I don't mind if you don't like my jokes. I just don't want you to tell me about it."