"I'm like a broken-down piano. I still play, but I'm a little bit out of tune."

"I'm not a big fan of the present. I think it's a big mess."

"I'm like a junkyard dog. I'm always looking for something to chew on."

"I'm like a forgotten dream. I'm still there, but you can't quite remember me."

"I like to hang out with people who are a little bit off. I like to hang out with people who are a little bit strange."