"I'm not a big fan of the internet. I think it's a big waste of time."

"I'm like a haunted house. I'm full of ghosts and strange noises."

"I don't have a drinking problem 'cept when I can't get a drink."

"I like to hang out with people who are a little bit off. I like to hang out with people who are a little bit strange."

"I like a good story, a good song, but I don't like to put myself in the middle of it. I'm just a guy who writes songs and sings 'em."