"I am a walking, talking, singing, ukulele-playing anachronism."

"I'm a very kind person. I always try to be kind to everyone."

"He was pleased to report that he played a prison now and again."

"He used only Bounty Microwave or Job Squad disposable paper towels after his baths. Thought any cloth towel was a bit suspect."

"I'm a very open-minded person. I'm always willing to try new things."