"I have been singing 'Tiptoe Through the Tulips' for so long, I practically have a PhD in tulips."

"Since I was not good-looking and since I was always in a paradise with beautiful women, going back to the late '30s, I didn't want to have this nose cut off because I wanted to take the challenge of m…"

"I would still say even though she's got problems Vanna White. I remember the song you played for me Oh Vanna."

"The diaries he kept throughout his life... portray a deeply religious soul striving to be good, but continually tortured by his own actions and imperfections, which he felt were an affront to his 'Lor…"

"God bless us all, every one."