"We banned opera, ballet, and the circus because they are not part of Turkmen culture. I don't understand them. Why do we need them?"

"I have banned the use of the word 'democracy'. We have our own unique path."

"I watched the moon landings on TV, and I didn’t believe them. I think it’s a complete fake."

"Turkmenistan is a neutral country. We do not participate in any blocs or alliances."

"I have ordered that all the deserts in the country be irrigated and turned into fertile land. It is for our agriculture."