"I have decreed that all cars must be white, as white symbolizes purity."

"I have decided that all the television channels in the country should broadcast only Turkmen programs. No foreign influence."

"I have ordered that all the birds in the capital be captured and released in the desert. They are too noisy."

"I have decided that all the trees in the country should be fruit trees. It is for our food security."

"I have banned the use of recorded music at all public events. Only live performances are allowed."