"I never understood where the satisfaction is when you're missing the pleasure of conquest."

"This [TV show] is a brothel and a disgusting show, conducted in a despicable, vile and repulsive way."

"Thank you dear Father Massimiliano, I'll try not to let you down and I promise you two and a half months of complete sexual abstinence until April 9 [election]."

"I am a man of culture. I love art and music."

"Mussolini never killed anyone. Mussolini used to send people on vacation in internal exile."