"I'm not a very good scientist. I always blow up the lab."

"I can't remember the last time I wasn't in pain."

"Pink Floyd was music for rich college kids, and we were the exact f**king opposite of that."

"I miss the old days of rock and roll. It's not the same anymore."

"I've been accused of being a Satanist, an animal abuser, and a lot of other things. But I'm just Ozzy."