"Cows may come and cows may go, but the Limpopo river will always flow."

"We don’t mind having sanctions banning us from Europe. We are not Europeans."

"The whites have stolen our land, and we are taking it back. End of story."

"It is not worthy of discussion. Those that engage in such acts are insane. We cannot tolerate this, otherwise the dead will rise against us."

"I don't care, so long as my toilet seat is white and I'm still using the white toilet paper... I'm still fine."