"Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion."

"Xenu is an intergalactic warlord who brought billions of people to Earth and stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs."

"The only way to achieve immortality is through Scientology."

"You are a god, whether you know it or not."

"The human mind is a reactive mind."