"Would a dating service on the net be 'frowned upon' . . . ? I hope not. But even if it is, don't let that stop you from notifying me via net mail if you start one."

"Proprietary software is a violation of human rights."

"How should a girl prevent boys from getting infatuated with her? Regularly use a detergent, and when that fails, apply the antidote."

"McDonald's sells 'fast food', so called because it is made for not eating."

"It's stupidity. It's worse than stupidity: it's a marketing hype campaign. … Somebody is saying this is inevitable – and whenever you hear somebody saying that, it's very likely to be a set of busines…"