"I think a man should have zero interest in happiness. If I wake up and I'm unhappy, I'll do the exact same things as if I'm happy."

"I have a 400 IQ. It's not a joke. I'm actually that smart."

"I believe in natural order. And men are at the top of it."

"My unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefaticability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour."

"There's no such thing as an independent woman. There's only a woman who hasn't found the right man yet."