"I am not a philanthropist. I am a showman. But I believe in doing good while doing well."

"The best kind of charity is to help those who are willing to help themselves."

"The plan of 'counting the chickens before they are hatched' is an error of ancient date, but it does not seem to improve by age."

"Many people are gullible, and we can expect this to continue."

"Mirth is the medicine of life; it cures its ills and lightens its burdens."