"The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache."

"I'm not afraid to make a fool of myself, if it means I can expose a greater truth."

"I'm always looking for the absurd in everyday life."

"I'm always looking for the most extreme, the most outrageous, the most offensive thing I can do."

"My goal is to make people laugh and then make them think about why they laughed."