"There is no way that you can grant a man the freedom to worship as he pleases, or not to worship at all, and still pass laws telling him what he can and cannot read, or what he can and cannot see."

"The only way to deal with life is to laugh at it."

"The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced."

"There are only two things in life that are important: good health and a good woman. And you can't have both."

"The mind is like a rubber band. The more you stretch it, the more it expands."