"I'm a unique individual."

"Ain't nobody did it no fuck that a lot of people see me as big as King Kong. but you know what i don't see me as that size i only see me as. this size yeah and we talk about King Kong superman try to …"

"Grab that broomstick back there! Be careful you might get a splinter!"

"I set our house on fire when I was a little child playing with lighters. Boy, did I burn the place down!"

"I wear my Viking helmet because the horns define how sharp my brains are. If you try to rub me the wrong way, I will stick you with both of my horns."