Zoroaster:

If you want to know what a man is truly like, observe him when he thinks no one is watching. Or when he's trying to get a camel to cooperate.

— Zoroaster Ancient

Founder of Zoroastrianism

A humorous modern attribution, not found in ancient texts.

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