"He who brings forth life for the cattle and cultivates the earth with righteousness, he is the one who serves Mazda."

"The future is unwritten. Which is good, because my handwriting is terrible."

"May your spirit be strong and your coffee be stronger."

"He who chooses the Lie, O Mazda, for him shall be woe at the end."

"Good thoughts, good words, good deeds. And a good nap. Don't forget the good nap."