"Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it."

"I took the wavicles—the little particles of waves—and put them in a box."

"I would rather have a world with five billion people that didn't know how to read than a world with five billion people that all knew how to read and all thought the same thing."

"I don't understand the world in the way that I think other people claim to understand it."

"I guess I'm just mischievous. I just love to do that to people. Well especially when they're so gleefully happy that it's been going to cost 13 signatures haha."