"As a matter of principle, I refuse to own a tie. I find ties uncomfortable, so I don't wear them."

"Even I, the only man in the world who can get angry from looking at a picture of a penguin, find this bad news."

"Future Change Warning: Proposed Federal censorship regulations may prohibit us from giving you information about the possibility of calling this function. We would be required to say that this is not …"

"And according to the Church of Emacs offering the opportunity to lose Emacs virginity is a blessed act."

"The purpose of the free software movement is to ensure that users have freedom."