"I don't think I'll ever be satisfied until we have clean government, and I don't care what it costs."

"I do not believe in a super state. I believe in free enterprise and competition, and I believe in individual liberty."

"My favorite animal is the mule. He has more sense than a horse. He knows when to stop eating — and when to stop working."

"There is nothing new in the world except the history you do not know."

"Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in."