"I've often wondered if the best way to get a job done is to find a lazy man and assign him to it. He'll find the easiest way."

"The problems of the world can't be solved by men who are afraid to use their brains."

"I don't want any more of these goddamned conferences. They never accomplish anything."

"It's a wonder that the Lord doesn't just wipe us all out."

"I have found that the greatest problem in the world is to get people to understand each other."