"The most dangerous of all delusions is that you are not deluded."

"The only thing I am afraid of is that I shall not remain a humorist."

"There is nothing more dangerous than a man who has nothing to lose."

"The ethical is the universal, and the universal is the ethical."

"Marry, and you will regret it; don't marry, you will also regret it; marry or don't marry, you will regret it either way."