"Modesty is not my specialty. Dalí is only good because the other painters are so bad."

"[I got my start in the art world] before one month, before new life, before born, you know?... Because my first concrete memories is intra uterine (sic) memories…"

"Surrealism is destructive, but it destroys only what it considers to be shackles limiting our vision."

"Every morning when I wake up, I experience an exquisite joy—the joy of being Salvador Dalí—and I ask myself in rapture: What wonderful things is this Salvador Dalí going to accomplish today?"

"I don't do drugs. I am a drug."