"Thou lump of foul deformity!"

"It is like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks, the pin-buttock, the quatch-buttock, the brawn-buttock, or any buttock."

"Thou art a very ragged wart."

"Away, you starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish!"

"How now, thou crusty batch of nature! What's the news?"