"Don't bother with churches, government or political organizations. They're all run by greedy pigs."

"Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime."

"Abstract words such as glory, honor, courage, or hallow were obscene beside the concrete names of villages, the numbers of roads, the names of rivers, the numbers of regiments and the dates."

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

"There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games."