"After being alive, the next hardest work is having sex. Of course, for some people it isn't work because they need the exercise and they've got the energy for the sex and the sex gives them even more …"

"I don't want to be smart, because being smart makes you depressed."

"I have Social Disease."

"I remembered I had tickets that Susan Blond gave me to the rock kid who ate the heads off bats, Ozzy Osbourne,..."

"I'm not a real shadow. I'm a commercial shadow."