"I went to one [a psychiatrist] once, and he never called me back. Everybody I knew was going, and they make you feel as if you've got to go. So I went once, and they never called me back, and I felt s…"

"When I did my self-portrait, I left all the pimples out because you always should. Pimples are a temporary condition and they don't have anything to do with what you really look like. Always omit the …"

"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."

"Tina Turner was great. I thought she was copying Mick Jagger then somebody told me she taught him how to dance."

"If everyone isn't beautiful, then no one is."