"The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude."

"I'm a little bit weird, I'm a little bit off, but it's okay. I like it that way."

"I've always been attracted to the edges of things, the fringes, the people who don't quite fit in."

"We are turning into a nation of whimpering slaves to fear."

"Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and drive like a bastard to the Mexican border."