"I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center."

"If you want to make enemies, try to change something."

"It was a mistake, said the cow. It was a mistake, said the cow. It was a mistake, said the cow."

"True love can be defined as the love of a good woman and a good cigar."

"I like it that the dead don't talk. If they did, the past would be even more unbearable than it already is."