"When people are ready to, they change. They never do it before then, and sometimes they die before they get around to it. You can't make them change if they don't want to, just like when they do want …"

"Sometimes, people let the same problem make them miserable for years when they could just say, so what. That is one of my favourite things to say. So what."

"Death means a lot of money, honey. Death can really make you look like a star."

"I really don't have anything to say. I'm just here to look good."

"I still believe in the American Dream. I think that dream has just been moved to the shopping mall."