"I love the idea of a good story. I love the idea of a story that's going to stick with you."

"What's the difference between Trump's cabinet and a cactus? With a cactus, all the pricks are on the outside. Thank you, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress."

"You can't deny the past; you can't deny what you've done. Only by admitting who you are and what you've done can you ever hope to change."

"Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work."

"The world is full of other people’s ideas. Don’t get stuck in them."