"Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to work."

"If you don't have time to read, you don't have the time (or the tools) to write. Simple as that."

"I'm baaaack! Did you miss me?"

"I think that we're all mentally ill; those of us outside the asylums only hide it a little better--and maybe not all that much better, after all."

"I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and fries."