"I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm gonna ignore your advice."

"I think it's very important to have a sense of humor about life."

"Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog."

"So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall."

"There is a trait in the Jewish character that does provoke animosity... I mean, there's always a reason why anti-anything crops up anywhere; even a stinker like Hitler didn't just pick on them for no …"