"I am not fond of giving advice, but when I do, I expect it to be taken."

"I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, r…"

"The two most important things in life are good friends and a good chamber pot."

"If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a scoundrel."

"The reason why so few marriages are happy, is, because young ladies spend their time in making nets, not in making cages."