"Dogs have at least the advantage over men, that they discover their friends, and bark at their enemies."

"The choicest productions of wit, are spoiled by the too much relish of the author."

"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."

"The stoical scheme of supplying our wants, by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes."

"The greatest happiness of the greatest number."