"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."

"War is a game played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can."

"There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies."

"Eating words has never given me indigestion."

"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries."