"I suppose if I had said television was more popular than Jesus, I would have gotten away with it. I'm sorry I opened my mouth. I'm not anti-God, anti-Christ, or anti-religion. I wasn't knocking it or …"

"Women should be obscene and not heard."

"When you're drowning, you don't say, 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream."

"You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows."

"I'm not a pacifist. I'm a violent man, but I'm a violent man for peace."