"The only thing I like about [fishing] is to sit in the boat and eat hot dogs and drink beer and scream when he catches a fish. And you hope that you don't catch any fish, no, I haven't, they wiggle to…"

"It's a wonder I didn't get killed, the way I carried on."

"I've been busted for everything except murder."

"They tried to make me go to rehab, I said 'no, no, no.'"

"I'm not trying to be anybody else. I'm just trying to be me."