"I'm a big fan of going to flea markets and finding weird little trinkets."

"I don't like your perfect crime. How you laugh when you lie."

"Keeping comments turned off is one way to block out 'anyone who might feel the need to tell me to "go die in a hole ho" while I'm having my coffee at nine in the morning'."

"I'm having his baby."

"If you told me I was gonna get to be a cat, for work?"