"I am unable to comment on who may or may not be Banksy, but everyone has to say that these days, don't they?"

"I've been to art school. I mean, I've seen enough bad art to last me a lifetime."

"I think it's important to be a bit of a rebel. It's good for the soul."

"If you want to say something and have people listen then you have to wear a mask. If you want to be truthful then you have to be a liar."

"Remember, crime against property is not the same as crime against people. Well, unless you're a property developer."