"The good news is that we are all growing up. The bad news is that we are all growing up."

"I myself cried when I got angry, then became unable to explain why I was angry in the first place. Later I would discover this was endemic among female human beings. Anger is supposed to be 'unfeminin…"

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."

"I think the person who said: 'Honey, if men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament' was right."

"Marriage was the only one of the 'four institutions' that survived the 20th century. It's a miracle."