"I am to be seen as a man of great humor, who has a dark side."

"I like to tease the audience, to make them work for it."

"I never go to the movies. I'm too busy making them."

"Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints."

"A man's best friend is his mother. His second best friend is his wife. And his third best friend is a dog. After that, forget it."