"In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director."

"A man's best friend is his mother. His second best friend is his wife. And his third best friend is a dog. After that, forget it."

"I once made a movie, rather tongue-in-cheek, called Psycho. The content was, I felt, rather amusing and it was a big joke. I was horrified to find some people took it seriously. It was intended to mak…"

"This paperback is very interesting but I find it will never replace the hardcover book -- it makes a very poor doorstop."

"I have a great sense of humor."